The Ripper

Getting Declan ready at the front door and he toots. "Declan did you just rip one?"

"No I tooted."

"I know but it's slang to say you 'ripped one' or 'let one rip'. You know, because of the sound. It's kindof sounds like you tore your pants."

"Oh."

Two minutes pass. Now Declan is ready and walks up to Daddy outside. 

"Daddy I ripped a toot in my pants. It's like a tore in my pants. I ripped it Daddy."

Daddy looks at me.

"Exactly."

On the long drive to Ottawa Declan needed to pee. We stopped first place we could which was the side of the road. Daddy opened both doors to give Declan some privacy, got him all set up and then waited. Declan had his first roadside pee!! SUCCESS if you don't think about how Declan said he would pee on the grass at Grandmas when we got there.