Did You Just Call Me....?

So. High. Maintenance.

Declan tells Kelly he doesn't want to take a nap because his hair will fall down.

"His hair will fall down!"

Are you kidding me?

Not my kid.

This evening he drops his Minecraft figures on the floor. A couple go under the TV table. Declan gets down on all fours and gets them out but says "and Tic Tock Croc!" 

"Tic Tock Croc is under there too?"

"Yeah!!"

"What's he doing under there?"

"Don't know Cookie."

"Did you just call me Cookie?"

"Yeah." Followed by giggles.

Not my kid.