He Poops in the Night

So I'm asleep. It's 1:30am. The 3 year old walks in our room and comes to my side of the bed. 

"Mommy I have to poop."

"Ok Declan. Where?"

"I'm gonna go here."

He disappears into the pitch blackness of our room at night, just about two feet from me. He lays down on his side and about five minutes later gets up.

"I did it!"

Eyes burning, I'm trying to look at him. "You pooped Declan?"

"Yup! Look at it! Look!"

And we then March off to his room for a bum change.

After I said he needed to go back to sleep to which he said "No."

I told him it was the middle of the night so he could go to his bed or come to ours.

So just before 2am he crawled into our bed. Daddy sound asleep on one side and Declan, me AND the cat all curled up together on my side.

They take up a lot of room.